Welcome to this edition of “You might be my soulmate if. . .” My friend encouraged me to participate in a singles event on Kelly’s Korner. I told some other friends and they were so excited, they will shame me to death if I don’t do it. So here goes . . .

The Basics

These are quick answers to the questions I would ask (if they’re important to me, they’d be important to the person I end up with, right?)

  • 32
  • Never married
  • Don’t smoke, social drinker
  • No kids
  • Grew up in Omaha, Neb. with my mom, one brother who I’m really close to, parents divorced when I was 7, still working on a relationship with my dad, my mom passed in 2006
  • Work in PR, have a master’s degree

You might be my soulmate if. . .

  • You consider pets family members not just animals
  • You have a strange affection for 90’s pop culture
  • You don’t mind a tiny bit of geeky (Buffy the Vampire Slayer is my favorite show, I’m a beauty blogger, and a grammar nerd)
  • You consider yourself happy go lucky
  • You are adventurous and like to try new things (if you eat at the same chain restaurants from home when you travel, probably not gonna work)
  • You are thoughtful and like to show the person you love that you care about them and make them first priority
  • You get excited about the small things in life
  • You like tall gals
  • You enjoy karaoke (or are least willing to go with me once in a while), Texas Hold ‘Em, golf, and charity races/walks (just getting into this, I’m down with having someone cheering on the sidelines too)
  • Like to cook or be the guinea pig for my cooking
  • Your common sense balances out my book smarts
  • You can laugh at yourself and make me laugh
  • You’ve ever seen any of the following in concert: Bon Jovi, Tim McGraw, Cake, Garth Brooks, Flogging Molly, Reel Big Fish

 

 

You might not be my soulmate if . . .

  • You want someone to go fishing, hunting, or camping with (more power to ya if you want to do these things, I’m just not into it – ps I’m a vegetarian)
  • You have not found anything in this post amusing at all
  • You refuse to smile for pictures or dress up for Halloween

  • You are annoyed by emotion (I’m emotional I can’t help it!)
  • You are obssessively neat – I’m not a slob but I don’t really find making the bed a life or death issue
  • You have a cat – personally I have no problem with cats, but my dogs see them as prey
  • You smoke
  • You are short (sorry it’s shallow, but true)
  • You have a “type” ie you only date blondes, redheads, or brunettes – I will probably be all of the above at some point!
  • Your future plans involve driving a minivan (kids maybe, minivan never! – ps the baby is my best friend’s – my “niece” Liv)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  • You are super hairy
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Last Modified: September 25, 2012

2 comments on “You might be my soulmate if . . .

  1. Ashley H.

    Girl, I have the guy for you!! Well, maybe…I have a couple questions. He is in Nebraska too. 🙂 Please email me!
    -Ashley

  2. Jen

    How did I miss this one? I almost snorted when I read “you’re super hairy”. HA! Mini vans rule. 😉

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